Mommy tried and tried to put me down for a nap today. I didn't want to so in my crib I came up with some very creative ways to stay awake....
Here are the Top 10 Ways to Not Take a Nap and Drive Mommy Crazy:
10. Sign "Itsy Bitsy Spider" and other favorite songs.
9. Practice making "MOOO" sounds very loudly.
8. Practice your dance moves. In particular, practice Wiggles dance moves.
7. Sign "out" over, and over, and over, and over, and over....
6. Drool on your belly and then smear it all over.
5. Spit up on your belly and then smear it all over.
4. Practice "bang bang" by hitting every single part of your crib.
3. Talk to yourself.
2. Bounce up and down! (Very fun)
1. If Mommy gives you a bottle of milk, turn it over. Then pinch the nipple part so the milk drains all over your bed and you! (I just discovered this one today....works well and Mommy had to change me for the 3rd time today and change my bedsheets.)
1 comment:
uh oh..we got cabin fever..take a nap little one..you'll feel much better.
love ya'll and thinkin of you during this snow
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