Step 1. Choose a very windy day for your fundraiser.
Step 2. Bring your 1 year-old in a three wheel, lightweight jogging stroller.
Step 3. Select a booth that happens to be next to another fundraiser for same charity.
Step 4. As you watch the other fundraiser gather kids around with their cool eye exam machine, you watch your toddler tip over not once, but twice in the jogging stroller due to the wind. As he tips over, he bumps his head, not once, but twice...both times screaming his head off and rightfully so. You also do not have a cool eye exam machine, you have balloons and flyers that have either blown away or keep hitting you in the face.
Step 5. Leave early with your screaming, bumpy head toddler, who now seriously needs a nap.
Guaranteed outcome to these 5 easy steps: You have raised a whole whopping $2.00 for your 3 hour adventure. Enjoy.
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