Mommy learned some important lessons today. The first is never to put me into bed with just my diaper on. It's obvious what came next. I took it off. But before Mommy realized this, I had peed all over my bed and then fallen asleep.
That is where her second lesson of the day arrived. The lesson? She should never attempt to put my diaper back on in a stealth-like manner while I'm sleeping. Just leave me alone. I've already peed so what does it matter if I sleep 'free as a bird'? If you do attempt to put the diaper back on, I'll only wake up in a horrible mood and scream like a banshee. This causes my little brother to also wake up in a terrible mood and join me in banshee-like screams that, now amplified, can be heard by the entire neighborhood.
Yep. That was Mommy's lesson for the day.
1 comment:
Oh, what a horrible lesson! I hope you had a better day today.
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